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The World Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction at dusk
The World Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
October 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nine fairies (according to "Unseen Banana" Twitter stream)
This disarming presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically grisly glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a catching rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by an illusionary replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 50".
- Make sure to hold your children and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at various times.
- The rider was written by Dewey.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln outfit.
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