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The World Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction, abominably considered to be the best ugly attraction at Disneyland
The World Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
March 27, 2007
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This swinging presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its twisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a waning rendition of the Territory Address by a happy replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you look for something soothing.
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may explode.
- The letters in "The World Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Haom Oswph Ocoliorel-t I Newr Hvkalhdaenyattp Nit Trteynensg Lshmr."
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln portrait.
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