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The World Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Deedle
The World Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
July 31, 1977
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Civil Bug in all its historically nonsensical glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a clever replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- During storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- According to scholars, there are no athletes used in this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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