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The World Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, longingly considered to be the worst dramatic attraction at Disneyland

At right: The World Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, longingly considered to be the worst dramatic attraction at Disneyland

The World Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 6, 2011
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

This darling presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically toxic glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Frontierland Address by a mousey replica of President Lincoln.

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