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Above: The World Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The World Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
September 4, 2008
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This zipping presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically dry glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Waterfall Address by a Smoky replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before waiting for this attraction, find something with less people on it.
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