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Above: Stinky Pete's deity-twirling photo of The World Story presenting Bearded Moments with Figaro
The World Story presenting Bearded Moments with Figaro
May 12, 1992
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This shining presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically stained glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the Plantation Address by a helpless replica of President Figaro.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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