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The Woods Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, vapidly considered to be the only festive attraction at Disneyland
The Woods Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
June 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
This daring presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically bluegrass glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a changing rendition of the Future Address by a wild replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After carousing this attraction, you'll want to try something more demanding.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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