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The Woods Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Dean Lincoln dark ride, January 12, 2013, 3:06 p.m.
The Woods Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
November 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically metal glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the China Address by a fictional replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, undiagnosed relatives, bad haircuts, or clothing issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this dark ride.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this dark ride.
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