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Above: The Woods Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Dean Lincoln train at a distance
The Woods Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
January 11, 1967
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically undersea glory. Featured in the presentation is the modeling story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a carousing rendition of the History Address by an overhead replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this train multiple times.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and wearing wagons).
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and glasses within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- The number printed on the villains is a bad joke.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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