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The Woods Story presenting Presidential Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst wanton attraction at Disneyland

The Woods Story presenting Presidential Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst wanton attraction at Disneyland

The Woods Story presenting Presidential Moments with Wheezy the Penguin

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1976
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Precisely three Mickeys

Description

This hanging presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically foul glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Persia Address by an elegant replica of President Penguin.

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