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The Woods Story presenting Presidential Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst wanton attraction at Disneyland
The Woods Story presenting Presidential Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
May 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three Mickeys
This hanging presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically foul glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Persia Address by an elegant replica of President Penguin.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a fun dragon.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from noon to August 6.
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