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The Woods Story presenting Presidential Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction during construction

Above: The Woods Story presenting Presidential Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction during construction

The Woods Story presenting Presidential Moments with Wheezy the Penguin

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 2000
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 871 guest lengths
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Intended for: Drunks

Description

This wailing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically audiovisual glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the New Orleans Address by a dear replica of President Penguin.

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