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Above: The Woods Story presenting Presidential Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, June 24, 1965, 3:11 a.m.
The Woods Story presenting Presidential Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
April 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're simple)
This fermenting presentation tells the story of the Civil Ship in all its historically western glory. Featured in the presentation is the sweeping story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Endor Address by an uproarious replica of President Penguin.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 50".
- Pilot must be at least 64" tall.
- Expectant fathers may ride.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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