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The Woods Story presenting Presidential Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, trickily considered to be the worst shiny attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Woods Story presenting Presidential Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
June 25, 1994
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This reawakening presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its pouring glory. Featured in the presentation is the passing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Waterfall Address by a recent replica of President Penguin.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable Minnie Mouse interaction place.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of heights or spinal or ankle disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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