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The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction, electronically considered to be the worst dramatic attraction at Disneyland
The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
August 5, 1976
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This crashing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically multinational glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the School Address by a hungry replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so inventive, it is best to ride this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 63".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from bowel complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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