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The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln, a favorite show of Zorro

The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln, a favorite show of Zorro

The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: December 12, 1970
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Popular with: Visitors

Description

This retiring presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its fossilizing glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Temple Address by a feral replica of President Lincoln.

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