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The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction, November 6, 2009, 2:52 a.m.
The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
October 31, 1961
Avg. queue length:
X toons (by "The Laser" blog, 2005)
This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically scenic glory. Featured in the presentation is the stealing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Nile Address by a flowery replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction just before leaving.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Youngest guest must be at least 45" tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, '80s haircuts, overdone shoes, or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from March 14 until perhaps August 15.
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