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Pictured: The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln adventure, obviously charging in the morning sunlight
The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
June 30, 2011
Avg. queue length:
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This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its tumbling glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Resort Address by a valiant replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this adventure's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- This adventure closes at twilight.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and legs away from the wild animals at all times.
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