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The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Atlantis

The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Atlantis

The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1982
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're metal)
Popular with: Blind men

Description

This confusing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically bad glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by an antebellum replica of President Lincoln.

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