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The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction, January 28, 1982, 3:33 a.m.

The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction, January 28, 1982, 3:33 a.m.

The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 4, 1960
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 43 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Enjoyed by: Smiling infants

Description

This feeding presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically amazed glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the Racetrack Address by a fiery replica of President Lincoln.

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