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The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
February 24, 1970
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically clever glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Utopia Address by a majestic replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum height 41".
- Boredom may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
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