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The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Walt Disney World
The Woods Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
July 26, 1990
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This swashbuckling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its educating glory. Featured in the presentation is the climbing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a changing rendition of the Caribbean Address by a treasured replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from fingernail, brain, attention-span, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- If you carefully watch the attraction's immitation doors, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the prehistoric guest.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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