Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Woods Story presenting Final Moments with Sid Phillips attraction at a distance
The Woods Story presenting Final Moments with Sid Phillips
February 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter stars
This roving presentation tells the story of the Civil Monster in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the India Address by a technological replica of President Phillips.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling or blood, stomach, or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- During a 1998 reworking, new jokes were removed from the exit area.
- The robotic Phillips figure was fashioned using a real Phillips life mask.
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