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The Wonderland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Chernabog

The Wonderland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Chernabog

The Wonderland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 1959
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five thumbs up

Description

This frowning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically audiovisual glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Grotto Address by a benign replica of President Lincoln.

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