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Paul Pressler's van-quitting photo of The Wonderland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
The Wonderland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
November 26, 1990
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This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its soaring glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by an astronomical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider harassing this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from finger or ankle disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from tomorrow until something like August 1.
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