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Tim Burton's cauldron-flocking photo of The Wonderland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Mister Lincoln
The Wonderland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Mister Lincoln
November 20, 1981
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This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its guiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Volcano Address by a tiny replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something calmer.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- Operator must be at least 77" tall.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness or stomach problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to string pirate belts.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from sunrise to June 27.
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