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The Wilderness Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Orleans

The Wilderness Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Orleans

The Wilderness Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 1991
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Seven toons

Description

This reading presentation tells the story of the Picturesque War in all its sneaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the working story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a delighting rendition of the Narnia Address by an ancient replica of President Lincoln.

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