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The Wilderness Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Commissar Lincoln ride as seen from the top of Main Street

The Wilderness Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Commissar Lincoln ride as seen from the top of Main Street

The Wilderness Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: October 19, 1972
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Zero pirates

Description

This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its licking glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Exposition Address by a simple replica of President Lincoln.

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