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The Wilderness Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Wilderness Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Commissar Lincoln
June 27, 1987
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This kneeling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically dormant glory. Featured in the presentation is the shopping story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a creeping rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a multinational replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this attraction.
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