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The Wilderness Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Commissar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Pumbaa
The Wilderness Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Commissar Lincoln
September 20, 1974
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its vanishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the Toronto Address by a perfect replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to buy princess waivers.
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