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The Wilderness Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Commissar Lincoln dark ride during a moment of contemplation
The Wilderness Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Commissar Lincoln
April 4, 2004
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This standing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Edison Square Address by an audiovisual replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 47".
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this dark ride.
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