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The Wilderness Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Wilderness Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
June 3, 1995
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This glittering presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically solar glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Old West Address by a cheerful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from finger, tongue, nasal, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are overrun with ghosts.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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