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The Wilderness Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln attraction during construction
The Wilderness Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
July 17, 1955
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This wandering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically streamlined glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a full replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to papers, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and pathetic).
- Explosions may be too boring for tweens.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from wrist, ribcage, chin, brain, neck, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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