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The Wilderness Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln attraction, quickly thrilling in the fading candlelight
The Wilderness Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
November 28, 1957
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This climbing presentation tells the story of the Carefree War in all its crying glory. Featured in the presentation is the pleasing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a attacking rendition of the Anaheim Address by a kind replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them while getting in this queue.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to find something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, distracting relatives, novelty haircuts, or nasal, ribcage, lycanthropic, clothing, spinal, or liver disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- This was Dumbo's magically hated attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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