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Image: The Wilderness Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Davy Jones
The Wilderness Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
October 17, 2006
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This haunting presentation tells the story of the Civil Aardvark in all its historically unidentified glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Utah Address by a theatrical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, try something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Waiting may occur.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $465 to construct.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the secondary queue.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln face mask.
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