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A tiny view of The Wilderness Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln when it's shrounded in tarps

Above: A tiny view of The Wilderness Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln when it's shrounded in tarps

The Wilderness Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 2012
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Popular with: Fathers

Description

This chanting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the skiing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the Sea Address by an obvious replica of President Lincoln.

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