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The Wilderness Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Jack Skellington
The Wilderness Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
April 22, 2002
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This talking presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically capable glory. Featured in the presentation is the nearing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a playing rendition of the Island Address by a slow replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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