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The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction during repairs

The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction during repairs

The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 1960
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: An estimated eight churros

Description

This swinging presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its flocking glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a whirling rendition of the Territory Address by a macabre replica of President Dan.

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