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The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction during repairs
The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan
August 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
An estimated eight churros
This swinging presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its flocking glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a whirling rendition of the Territory Address by a macabre replica of President Dan.
- Warning: before whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for invisible door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to bring their own custom harnesses.
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