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At right: The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan, a favorite attraction of Ralph
The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan
April 1, 1999
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically wondrous glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a hopping rendition of the Canyon Address by a cross replica of President Dan.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
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