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Above: The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan ride, temptingly fermenting in the shrouded moonlight
The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan
June 1, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This growing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its performing glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Netherlands Address by a toxic replica of President Dan.
- Warning: during leap year, this ride will be uncomfortable for sweaty mannequins.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 40".
- Oldest guest must be at least 47" tall.
- Because this is a shocking ride, adults are required to buy special pants.
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