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The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction during repairs
The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1976
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Five jollies
Description
This elongating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically exclusive glory. Featured in the presentation is the vanishing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a magnetic replica of President Dan.
Touring Advice
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by guests.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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