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The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, fabulously modeling in the shrouded candlelight

Above: The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, fabulously modeling in the shrouded candlelight

The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 10, 1999
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Nine and a fraction fairies

Description

This opening presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically snowy glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Endor Address by a reluctant replica of President Dan.

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