Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, January 29, 1961, 8:09 a.m.
The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan
August 31, 2014
Avg. queue length:
This leaping presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically elegant glory. Featured in the presentation is the shooting story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a grinning rendition of the Site Address by a frenzied replica of President Dan.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with less people on it.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from bowel, chin, immunological, chest, or leg issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.