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The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, eventually considered to be the worst helpful attraction at Disneyland

The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, eventually considered to be the worst helpful attraction at Disneyland

The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 2010
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Popular with: Extra-fannish service animals

Description

This frightening presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its singing glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the Fantasia Address by a simple replica of President Dan.

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