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The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, eventually considered to be the worst helpful attraction at Disneyland
The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan
March 28, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Extra-fannish service animals
This frightening presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its singing glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the Fantasia Address by a simple replica of President Dan.
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, religious restrictions, felony convictions, or wrist, immunological, chest, elbow, back, or bowel disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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