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The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan, a favorite attraction of Marc Davis
The Wilderness Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Dapper Dan
July 27, 1969
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This chugging presentation tells the story of the Small War in all its historically negative glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a attacking rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a discounted replica of President Dan.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't ride this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding more important people.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable boorishness or heart, brain, lycanthropic, knee, or blood problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been replaced since the park began construction.
- The robotic Dan figure was assembled using a real Dan outfit.
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