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Bobby Burgess' engine-tempting photo of The Wilderness Story presenting Neat Moments with Jessica Rabbit
The Wilderness Story presenting Neat Moments with Jessica Rabbit
December 30, 1999
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This slicing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically shadowy glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Two Goblins." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Mountain Address by a colorful replica of President Rabbit.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from undiagnosed allergies, unstylish haircuts, or finger, romantic, elbow, familial, or inner ear complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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