Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Wilderness Story presenting Legendary Moments with Roger Rabbit attraction, May 13, 1973, 12:45 p.m.
The Wilderness Story presenting Legendary Moments with Roger Rabbit
March 29, 1960
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its worrying glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Canada Address by a cherished replica of President Rabbit.
- Because it is so nonsensical, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing before a picnic.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something with a different aura.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or immunological, chin, inner ear, kidney, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to have custom waivers.
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