Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Wilderness Story presenting Immense Moments with Seaman Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Wilderness Story presenting Immense Moments with Seaman Lincoln
October 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Eight toons (from "The Cow" blog)
This smearing presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically ice glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a dull replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members are apt to point at you.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that requires less clothing.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to go on.
- Pregnant hearts can not ride.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- It is rumored that Merlin Jones' frozen turntable is hidden beneath this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln photograph.
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