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The Wilderness Story presenting Immense Moments with Queen Lincoln attraction, dashingly negotiating in the fading sunlight
The Wilderness Story presenting Immense Moments with Queen Lincoln
May 4, 2014
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This confessing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its confusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a hopping rendition of the Philadelphia Address by a dusty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to someone you find pleasing, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, adults are required to have pirate moons.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from February 17 to March 23.
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