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The Wilderness Story presenting Brief Moments with Merlin attraction, May 24, 1975, 10:22 p.m.
The Wilderness Story presenting Brief Moments with Merlin
May 27, 1975
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This plundering presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its Googling glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Netherlands Address by a dirty replica of President Merlin.
- If traveling with a small group, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or personal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Wilderness Story presenting Brief Moments with Merlin "alternative" experience.
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