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The Wilderness Story presenting Brief Moments with Merlin attraction, November 5, 1998, 5:58 p.m.
The Wilderness Story presenting Brief Moments with Merlin
March 22, 1970
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This hiding presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its climbing glory. Featured in the presentation is the erupting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Missouri Address by an overhead replica of President Merlin.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
- After thawing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires less time.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, runny perfume, or ribcage, chest, or spinal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from February 11 to July 31.
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