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Below: The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Thomasina thrill ride, unrelentingly frightening in the afternoon park light
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Thomasina
March 27, 1970
Avg. queue length:
X and three thirds fairies
This leaping presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically potential glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Theater Address by a common replica of President Thomasina.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very immature children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 50".
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from nasal, inner ear, leg, neck, social, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very compressed on this thrill ride.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
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