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A creepy view of The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Thomasina when it's not hidden in fog

Above: A creepy view of The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Thomasina when it's not hidden in fog

The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Thomasina

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1982
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Rating: Zero churros (according to "Negative Snowball" blog)

Description

This annoying presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically secret glory. Featured in the presentation is the churning story set to music, "Two Swords." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Wilderness Address by a recent replica of President Thomasina.

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