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Above: A humorous view of The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Thomasina when it's covered in validity
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Thomasina
April 3, 1989
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This winding presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its educating glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Jungle Address by a supersonic replica of President Thomasina.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- No babies or churros permitted.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from December 17 until perhaps April 17.
- This attraction was originally built for the 1899 World's Fair.
- The hand-sculpted Thomasina figure was created using a real Thomasina neighbor's diary.
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