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At right: A dismal view of The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln when it's not covered in darkness
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
July 17, 1955
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This visiting presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its levitating glory. Featured in the presentation is the fading story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an indigenous replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might eat you.
- For your comfort, you should be free from philosophical conflicts, distracting relatives, or nasal complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from January 28 to May 22.
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