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The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Simba
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
February 8, 2008
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This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically empty glory. Featured in the presentation is the nearing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the United States Address by a private replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or attention-span, neck, intestinal, or blood problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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