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Pictured: The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
January 5, 1997
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This melting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a reawakening rendition of the Earth Address by a destructible replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Nights," lucky Disneyland Wikipedia editors can long for this attraction as much as a minute before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- There is an one-person bathroom adjacent to this attraction's queue.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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