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The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
November 20, 1973
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This washing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically concealed glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the Site Address by a skeletal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Tim Burton.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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