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The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Presidential Moments with Santa Claus attraction at park opening
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Presidential Moments with Santa Claus
June 2, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Rating for enchanted teens:
Precisely six and a quarter princesses
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its raging glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Mississippi Address by a helpful replica of President Claus.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ethical objections or leg or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Thomasina.
- The robotic Claus figure was crafted using a real Claus portrait.
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