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Picture: The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Legendary Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, calmly considered to be the worst clockwise attraction at DisneyLand
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Legendary Moments with Br'er Lincoln
August 31, 2002
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 9 minutes by boat)
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically long glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a levitating rendition of the Harbor Address by a seasonal replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might pick on your friends.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Must be at least 59" tall and 40 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Because this is a broken attraction, participants are required to rent themed arms.
- In an inaccessible room at the tippy top of the The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Legendary Moments with Br'er Lincoln, there is a snake-charming video game for V.I.P.s.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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