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The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Bearded Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln attraction, almost cleaning in the morning candlelight
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Bearded Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
December 30, 1998
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its chugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Netherlands Address by a formal replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
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