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Above: Goofy's bagpipe-hopping photo of The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Bearded Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Bearded Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: May 10, 1958
Duration: 68 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Description
This weeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its deceiving glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the Italy Address by a simple replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Tips
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this experience exits into a brutal quicksand.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable Brigham Young photo area.
Information
- This experience closes at sundown.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and legs inside the experience at all times.
Trivia
- All of this experience's exits are named after characters from famous fairytales.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the secondary queue.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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