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Above: The Waterfall Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction, dangerously cleaning in the evening sunlight
The Waterfall Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
January 24, 1990
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're overcrowded)
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically live glory. Featured in the presentation is the grabbing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Harbor Address by a dead replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of Leota impersonators.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from trendy clothing, '50s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and glasses inside the vehicle at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
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