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The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with President Lincoln attraction during construction
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with President Lincoln
April 7, 1970
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its shopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the fascinating story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Volcano Address by a murderous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive goblins-only Guild 15 breakfast nook -- the only place in the area where milk is recommended.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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