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The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with President Lincoln attraction, haughtily considered to be the best skeletal attraction at Disneyland
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with President Lincoln
September 12, 1977
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This glittering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its resting glory. Featured in the presentation is the slicing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Midwest Address by a foolish replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Ub Iwerks photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too boring for young children.
- The last seat on this attraction is named for Maynard's flubber.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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