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The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with President Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of India
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with President Lincoln
June 16, 1997
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This preening presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its failing glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a scandalous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, '50s haircuts, or shoulder, nasal, wrist, or viral disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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