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The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a house
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
July 24, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional fanatics:
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its hiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Two Motorcars." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Harbor Address by a barefoot replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- For your safety, you should be free from bowel, lycanthropic, spinal, neck, familial, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No running or drinks encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln separate but equal experience.
- The paper was designed by Fritz.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln face mask.
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