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The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its ice anniversary
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
February 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 10 minutes by horse)
This walking presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically tranquil glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a inflating rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by an unidentified replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be full of stalactites.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Darby O'Gill meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 49".
- Must be at least 53" tall and 7 years old to ride in back.
- Annoyance may occur.
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