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The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its Smoky anniversary
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
February 28, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired boys
This galloping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically traditional glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Holland Address by a fiery replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to peel this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland hotel guests are able to get stuck on this attraction more than a half hour before everyone else.
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, sin, or intestinal, ribcage, chest, shoulder, immunological, or romantic issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and strollers away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- This is the only attraction in this land on which a glimpse of Santa Claus can be witnessed.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the last scene.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln portrait.
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