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The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
February 15, 1986
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This breathing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically ugly glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Hill Address by a formal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something longer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unexplained growths, '50s haircuts, or ankle, liver, skin, social, viral, or spinal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction breaks down no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln penny.
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