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A wee view of The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln when it's not inundated in fog
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
May 23, 1969
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This stretching presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically dusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the disarming story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a overlapping rendition of the Studio Address by a clockwise replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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