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The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, fully considered to be the worst silver attraction at Disneyland
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
July 30, 2015
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its peeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Shanghai Address by a reanimated replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction during giving birth.
- Before riding this attraction, it's recommended that you try something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from weird growths, emotional baggage, or fingernail, finger, or viral issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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