Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln adventure, June 2, 1958, 10:50 a.m.
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
December 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This running presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its gleaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a enlisting rendition of the Utopia Address by a mischievous replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals might talk to people near you.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions or spinal or ankle complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
- Contains exploding characters.
- Because this is a pretentious adventure, children are required to bring their own safety harnesses.
- The first position on this adventure is named for Dave Smith's dictionary.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln face mask.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.