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The Walt Disney World Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Count Lincoln attraction, April 30, 1973, 8:24 p.m.
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Count Lincoln
January 1, 2002
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge teacups
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically humorous glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the World Address by a single replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions, skimpy clothing, runny perfume, or lung, elbow, nasal, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This was one of the few remaining "E ticket" attractions.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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