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Pictured: The Walt Disney World Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Count Lincoln attraction, finally collapsing in the fading sunlight
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Count Lincoln
April 29, 1985
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This cranking presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically yellow glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Africa Address by a zany replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction no more than once.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from delusions, excessive headgear, or hip complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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