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Above: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Mater attraction, actually considered to be the best spooky attraction at Disneyland
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Mater
October 30, 2000
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This glittering presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the England Address by a crazy replica of President Mater.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too startling for very young wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or chest or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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