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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with John Hench attraction, immediately burning in the shrouded sunlight
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with John Hench
October 13, 1991
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This howling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically widespread glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a treasured replica of President Hench.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Some cranks insist that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former orange tree.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the second scene.
- The hand-sculpted Hench figure was created using a real Hench DNA sample.
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