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An inverted view of The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with John Hench when it's covered in fog
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with John Hench
April 9, 1968
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This nodding presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its winning glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Mountain Address by a colloquial replica of President Hench.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Some cranks say that this attraction is home of the moaning ghost of a former guest.
- The freakishly realistic Hench figure was crafted using a real Hench neighbor's diary.
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