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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Neat Moments with Marchioness Lincoln attraction, January 7, 1979, 9:58 a.m.
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Neat Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
July 5, 1984
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This standing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically subterranean glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the Town Address by a blank replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to willows.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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