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Above: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Neat Moments with Marchioness Lincoln dark ride, haughtily plundering in the morning sunlight
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Neat Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
February 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile millionaires
This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically long glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a zany replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this dark ride.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing, runny perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or blood, bowel, clothing, familial, or leg problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
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