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Above: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Billy Bones attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Billy Bones
June 19, 1997
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This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its negotiating glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Toontown Address by a slower replica of President Bones.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, trendy clothing, or romantic disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The picture of fish is an inside joke.
- The robotic Bones figure was created using a real Bones photograph.
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