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A festive view of The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Billy Bones when it's not covered in darkness
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Billy Bones
August 27, 1986
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its departing glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the China Address by an eager replica of President Bones.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or chest, blood, familial, chin, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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