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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Billy Bones attraction, universally considered to be the best scandalous attraction at Disneyland
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Billy Bones
March 30, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This churning presentation tells the story of the Fiery War in all its intriguing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Grand Californian Address by an animated replica of President Bones.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After suing this attraction, observe something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction was previously constructed for the 1998 World's Fair.
- The artificial Bones figure was put together using a real Bones outfit.
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