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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Billy Bones attraction as seen from the top of a village
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Billy Bones
December 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This stretching presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its zooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a hanging rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a velvet replica of President Bones.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and shoes away from the attraction at significant times.
- The trees behind this attraction are home to many feral cats.
- The freakishly realistic Bones figure was put together using a real Bones portrait.
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