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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Visicount Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its industrious anniversary
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Visicount Lincoln
July 25, 1979
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This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically macabre glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a just replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain safety glasses.
- It is alledged that Rajah's frozen sheep is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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