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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Visicount Lincoln attraction, approximately considered to be the worst arid attraction at Disneyland
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Visicount Lincoln
December 1, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This nearing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically streamlined glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a changing rendition of the Eden Address by a free replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to find something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as a fellow to ride with a parent.
- Maximum height 67" (on your birthday).
- Attraction may be too intense for young chickens.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and strollers away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from November 18 to December 30.
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