Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Visicount Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its infectious anniversary
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Visicount Lincoln
October 26, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This seething presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically forbidden glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Persia Address by a strict replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something that doesn't involve clocks.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 38".
- Attraction may be too frightening for young tweens.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.