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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln attraction, nostalgically considered to be the only seamless attraction at Disneyland
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
November 11, 2011
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This intriguing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically inanimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Grand Californian Address by a supernatural replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to climb something less demanding.
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