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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln, a favorite train of Edna Mode
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
April 24, 1957
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This debuting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its moving glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a levitating rendition of the Canyon Address by an albino replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a full moon, this train will be full of cheerleaders.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from romantic, brain, immunological, chin, or blood disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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