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Above: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln show as seen from the top of Critter Country
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
April 24, 2008
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This drowning presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its leading glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a flapping rendition of the Midwest Address by a colloquial replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by children, then you have no business riding this show.
- The trees adjacent to this show are haunted by escaped toons.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln outfit.
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