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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln attraction, nostalgically considered to be the only seamless attraction at Disneyland

The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln attraction, nostalgically considered to be the only seamless attraction at Disneyland

The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 11, 2011
Duration: Tediously prolonged
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes

Description

This intriguing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically inanimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Grand Californian Address by a supernatural replica of President Lincoln.

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