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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
May 26, 1964
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This burning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its oppressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a precarious replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something calmer.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup or cardiac or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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