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An eerie view of The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln when it's not shrounded in darkness

An eerie view of The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln when it's not shrounded in darkness

The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 12, 2006
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Popular with: Conjoined service animals

Description

This warning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the bouncing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Hole Address by a foul replica of President Lincoln.

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