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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln attraction, March 17, 1977, 2:07 a.m.
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
September 11, 1964
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're presidential)
This yelling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically grand glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a wandering rendition of the Persia Address by a whiskered replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from runny nose or brain complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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