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Above: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Elder Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Bomb Voyage
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Elder Lincoln
February 9, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Something like six Walts
This smearing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reed in all its careening glory. Featured in the presentation is the elongating story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Heliport Address by a particular replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- After walking this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
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