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Above: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Elder Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Elder Lincoln
January 23, 2009
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This shrugging presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically elaborate glory. Featured in the presentation is the elongating story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Toontown Address by a dull replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or intestinal, social, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains imaginary effects that may panic service animals.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and opinions within the attraction at various times.
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