Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Elder Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Elder Lincoln
December 30, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This working presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically dismal glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Waterfall Address by a random replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, weird relatives, inappropriate chattiness, bad haircuts, or lung, nasal, or lycanthropic disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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