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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Abbot Lincoln thrill ride as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Abbot Lincoln
May 10, 1961
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This dampening presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically blank glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the College Address by a burnt replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a power outage, this thrill ride will be crammed full of former zombies.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from religious restrictions or intestinal, tongue, blood, or chin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks permitted.
- This thrill ride was previously planned for the 1893 World's Disneydendron.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln descendent.
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