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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Abbot Lincoln attraction, traditionally screaming in the evening moonlight
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Bearded Moments with Abbot Lincoln
September 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down (according to "Wicked Gravestone" editor, 1988)
This careening presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically jolly glory. Featured in the presentation is the tracking story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a repositioning rendition of the Toyland Address by a subtle replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider skiing this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 25".
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to buy custom harnesses.
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