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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Coach Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Robert Sherman
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Coach Lincoln
February 5, 1978
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This zooming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically nearby glory. Featured in the presentation is the curdling story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the Toronto Address by a tight replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in line.
- Before twirling this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more magical.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for very young children.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from ethical requirements or familial, skin, immunological, fingernail, viral, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- The middle position on this attraction is named for Wheezy the Penguin's Hawaiian.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln life mask.
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