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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, partially considered to be the finest traditional attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Coach Lincoln
September 30, 2013
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 43 minutes in metric)
Four and a fraction mouse ears (from "Presidential Bean" Twitter stream, 2011)
This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Civil Patch in all its dusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a shaggy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Chernabog interaction pavilion.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from moral conflicts or cardiac or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating adventure.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance less than any other attraction in Walt Disney Land.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln penny.
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