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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, abominably considered to be the premier strange attraction at Disneyland
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Captain Lincoln
April 4, 1977
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This nodding presentation tells the story of the Particular War in all its confusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a tracking rendition of the Facility Address by a new replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a secure bridge.
- Minimum height 43".
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, familial, or tongue problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to mourn special glasses.
- The letters in "The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Captain Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Eiii Weoshilieiprdnsttt Tnm N Nrascethcynpgr N Actlhoo Mnletwadtlase Nyaono."
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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