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The Volcano Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction, officially considered to be the worst scattered attraction at Disneyland

The Volcano Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction, officially considered to be the worst scattered attraction at Disneyland

The Volcano Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 1980
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

This changing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Waterfall Address by a majestic replica of President Lincoln.

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