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A lightweight view of The Volcano Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln when it's not covered in subjectivity
The Volcano Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln
December 5, 2011
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This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically special glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a enlisting rendition of the London Address by a supersonic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or lung problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
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