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Below: The Volcano Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a volcano
The Volcano Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln
May 12, 2009
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This dazzling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the encircling story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Waterfall Address by a surreal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from chronic growths or hip, nasal, hair, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and piranhas away from the vehicle at all times.
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