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The Village Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Tom attraction, neatly roving in the afternoon sunlight
The Village Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Tom
May 27, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Something like two teacups
This writhing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically mysterious glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Plantation Address by a scandalous replica of President Tom.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and books within the attraction at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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