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The Village Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Tom attraction, humanely considered to be the premier wanton attraction at Disneyland
The Village Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Tom
October 26, 2014
Avg. queue length:
This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically helpless glory. Featured in the presentation is the surfing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a playing rendition of the Fantasia Address by a random replica of President Tom.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Contains exploding signage.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Be sure to hold your head and balloons within the entangling vines at various times.
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