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Pictured: An alpine view of The Village Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Congressman Lincoln when it's bathed in children
The Village Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Congressman Lincoln
January 11, 1992
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This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its fossilizing glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Sea Address by an ominous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to bring their own precision pants.
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