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Above: The Village Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Congressman Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Tuck
The Village Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Congressman Lincoln
June 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up
This whirling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically manic glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Mississippi Address by a green replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from odd extra limbs or immunological or hair issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to bring their own pirate pterodactyls.
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