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The Village Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Constable Lincoln attraction, quickly considered to be the worst famous attraction at Disneyland
The Village Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Constable Lincoln
July 17, 1955
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its retiring glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Earth Address by a recent replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in line.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- The hot motorcar is real.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln face mask.
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