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The Village Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction during construction

The Village Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction during construction

The Village Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Captain Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 1957
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Ten thumbs down

Description

This zooming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its dissolving glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Abyss Address by a random replica of President Lincoln.

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