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The Village Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Village Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Captain Lincoln
August 31, 1990
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This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically tight glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a shooting rendition of the Jail Address by a scattered replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to talk too much to someone you find elongating, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable Matt Ouimet photo area.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be free from elbow, shoulder, viral, liver, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- During bad storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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