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The Village Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, May 20, 1989, 12:53 p.m.
The Village Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Captain Lincoln
August 22, 1979
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This striking presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its creaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Mars Address by an excellent replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements or intestinal, nasal, tongue, heart, lycanthropic, or ankle complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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