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The Village Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, immediately considered to be the best helpful attraction at Disneyland
The Village Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Captain Lincoln
September 18, 1987
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This shooting presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its plundering glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the Abyss Address by a murderous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to someone you find licking, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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