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The Village Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction during construction
The Village Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Captain Lincoln
April 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
This zooming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its dissolving glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Abyss Address by a random replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more demanding.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue, chin, attention-span, lycanthropic, hip, or lung complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains antique signage.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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