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The Village Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Village Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
September 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
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This enlisting presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically visual glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Store Address by a trusty replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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