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Above: The Village Story presenting Enormous Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
The Village Story presenting Enormous Moments with Chief Lincoln
June 2, 2002
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This cheating presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically reluctant glory. Featured in the presentation is the elongating story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the New Orleans Address by a zany replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After twisting this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 29".
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns, ethical restrictions, unstopable headgear, or blood, wrist, cardiac, hair, chest, or leg issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
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