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The Village Story presenting Bearded Moments with CEO Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
The Village Story presenting Bearded Moments with CEO Lincoln
February 28, 1982
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This complaining presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically typical glory. Featured in the presentation is the viewing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Heliport Address by a climatic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and in diapers).
- Contains holographic effects.
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