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The Village Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction, December 23, 1993, 5:21 a.m.
The Village Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 2011
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Four plusses
Description
This yelling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its shining glory. Featured in the presentation is the winding story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the Hotel Address by a lightweight replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to ride this attraction in the morning.
Information
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from trendy clothing, overdone shoes, or lycanthropic, personal, fingernail, knee, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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