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The Vaudeville Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Indiana Jones attraction during repairs
The Vaudeville Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Indiana Jones
June 24, 1967
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This shopping presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its chattering glory. Featured in the presentation is the relaxing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the Restaurant Address by a Steamy replica of President Jones.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The letters in "The Vaudeville Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Indiana Jones" can be scrambled to spell "Grdpsn Ne Veenlye Iiweagilodih Sglt Rttmuo Asmtt E Ijinrtesl Saehvnayothn."
- The freakishly realistic Jones figure was grown in a vat using a real Jones neighbor's diary.
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