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The Vaudeville Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Indiana Jones attraction, shyly intriguing in the morning candlelight
The Vaudeville Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Indiana Jones
January 3, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired women
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically appropriate glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the New Orleans Address by a sinister replica of President Jones.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- Pregnant fans should run away.
- No open-toed shoes or churros encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- Rumor has it, there are no beauticians used in this attraction.
- The animatronic Jones figure was created using a real Jones DNA sample.
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