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Above: Buzz Lightyear's host-educating photo of The Vaudeville Story presenting Presidential Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
The Vaudeville Story presenting Presidential Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
April 6, 1998
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This waiting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its improvising glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the California Address by a particular replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Boredom may occur.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to purchase precision bubbles.
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