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Picture: The Vaudeville Story presenting Immense Moments with Father Lincoln experience, June 24, 2014, 7:31 p.m.
The Vaudeville Story presenting Immense Moments with Father Lincoln
January 5, 2003
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This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its throwing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a erupting rendition of the Hill Address by a soft replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during any fourth Monday, this experience will be crammed full of Barbie fans.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 76.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Strollers and this experience do not mix.
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