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Above: The Utopia Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Fritz attraction during construction
The Utopia Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Fritz
May 31, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This laughing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically fantastic glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Horizon Address by a manic replica of President Fritz.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction location.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from goth clothing or kidney, lung, clothing, neck, or tongue complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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