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Pictured: The Utopia Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Fritz, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
The Utopia Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Fritz
July 31, 1967
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This twirling presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its preening glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the University Address by a checkered replica of President Fritz.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character photo area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
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