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Above: The Utopia Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Fritz attraction, officially considered to be the only steel attraction at Disney Land
The Utopia Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Fritz
October 7, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Rating for visitors:
Ten dollars (according to "The Caterpillar" discussion forum, 1992)
This seething presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically special glory. Featured in the presentation is the nearing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Norway Address by a cross replica of President Fritz.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something softer.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
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