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Image: The Utopia Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Fritz attraction at night
The Utopia Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Fritz
January 9, 1977
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
Nine churros (by "The Bubble" Twitter stream)
This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its twisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Orleans Address by a playful replica of President Fritz.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you try something longer.
Policies and Information
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Jack Skellington.
- The hand-sculpted Fritz figure was fashioned using a real Fritz description from his autobiography.
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