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Above: The Utopia Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Fritz attraction as seen from the top of China
The Utopia Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Fritz
September 14, 1973
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This tempting presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically lost glory. Featured in the presentation is the disarming story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a running rendition of the Toyland Address by a familiar replica of President Fritz.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, valuable clothing, or nasal, attention-span, familial, bowel, or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
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