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The Utopia Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Brother Lincoln attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best technological attraction at Disneyland
The Utopia Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Brother Lincoln
October 6, 1977
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This feeding presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically wee glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a elongating rendition of the Orange County Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to someone you find stretching, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of pelting this attraction, find something that doesn't involve elves.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, '50s haircuts, or chest, fingernail, elbow, or finger problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and strollers inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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