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The Utopia Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Brother Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears

Above: The Utopia Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Brother Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears

The Utopia Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Brother Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 1999
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

This joking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically educational glory. Featured in the presentation is the galloping story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by an inverted replica of President Lincoln.

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