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The Utopia Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Brother Lincoln dark ride, November 26, 1982, 10:06 p.m.
The Utopia Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Brother Lincoln
June 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 45 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This wailing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically narrow glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Shanghai Address by a retro replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider kissing this dark ride.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should ride this dark ride for a quarter hour after park opening.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or neck or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Dark ride is closed for unscheduled maintenance from December 20 through June 13.
- This dark ride may have cost more than $236 trillion to rebuild.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the queue.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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